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Saturday, September 24, 2011

Getting a B.J. from a man hooker...Hella Risky.

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-guy-who-got-a-bj-from-a-hooker-who-then-tried-to-rob-him-and-then-turned-out-to-be-a-man-and-then-beat-him-with-a-large-rock/
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      • Being a grown man yelping and screaming at Knotts ...
      • Being voted "Most Annoying Celebrity" when Snooki ...
      • Thinking diet soda helps you lose weight...Hella R...
      • Teaching your kid to be a Nazi...Hella Risky.
      • Getting called "stupid" by your fellow world leade...
      • Having something important to do with a Dominican,...
      • Going from quasi humorous, loveable fat guy to the...
      • Knowing beer before liquor=never sicker, and still...
      • Reminding the public that you're married to either...
      • Sacrificing style for comfort...Hella Risky.
      • Being a single guy without kids and driving a wago...
      • Assuming foreign Judicial systems function properl...
      • Telling this guy to his face the Buffalo Bills SUC...
      • Crafty, plotting, scheming, insane goats displayin...
      • Getting smoked in the head by space debris...Hella...
      • Getting a B.J. from a man hooker...Hella Risky.
      • Telling your current boss to "Fuck off, I quit!" b...
      • Hiding Plan B from your boyfriend because he's not...
      • Putting unnecessary stress on your body by competi...
      • Leaving your crack pipe lying around the house on ...
      • Hooking up with a girl then forgetting her name br...
      • Not remembering where you parked in a 1/2 mile lon...
      • Turning 31 on September 19th...Hella Risky
      • Enabling "Jersey Shore" by giving the show a huge ...
      • Walking a girl all the way to the opposite end of ...
      • Passing out at a party...Hella Risky.
      • The Amish...Hella Risky.
      • Taking a picture of yourself in the mirror and usi...
      • Blogging or using social networking in Mexico...He...
      • De-panting to go # 2, then slinging your trousers ...
      • Thinking "duckface" makes you look hot...Hella Risky.
      • Hitting your wife...Hella Risky. Getting hit by Ma...
      • Making a pass on the girl at the gym while she is ...
      • Showing up for your first day of work, with a lip ...
      • Referring to the only existing vaccine to any type...
      • Saying "you too" when your waiter says "enjoy your...
      • Using "text speak" in official work documents and ...
      • Cheating on your husband for the duration of your ...
      • Attempting to head butt a wall in a very old house...
      • Not clearing your cookies after a good old fashion...
      • Sporting gold plated head phones at the gym...Hell...
      • Getting a twitter account thinking people care wha...
      • Openly admitting you're a fan of Lady Ga ga...Hell...
      • Publicly asking a girl out on facebook and getting...
      • Trying to convince your buddies that Mark McGrath ...
      • Telling the lesbian bridesmaid at your boy's weddi...
      • Getting punk'd by your girlfriend to grow out your...
      • Wearing jean shorts or "jorts" well into your adul...
      • Assuming "guys night out" means your boyfriend is ...
      • Telling Mike Vick "you're killing it dawg"...Hella...
      • Getting a full sleeve tattoo before deciding a car...
      • Going to a time share presentation in exchage for ...
      • Oprah...Hella Risky.
      • Sitting on an airplane near the guy who is notorio...
      • Not holding the line when it's obviously extremely...
      • Confusing a typical ass fart for the atypical vagi...
      • Rolling the dice and going to a Happy-Madison prod...
      • Avoiding human interaction long enough to believe ...
      • Claiming Dave Matthews Band as your favorite band,...
      • Getting caught wearing Gucci, Louis V, Fendi or Pr...
      • Being a cast member of Jersey Shore, sacrificing a...
      • Picking your nose at a red light...Hella Risky.
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Hella Risky
People say things like “fuck my life” when they’re stuck in traffic or “kill me” if they forget to dvr their favorite show. These people are idiots. And so are we apparently, because it’s in that same hyperbolic tone we created Hella Risky. None of the scenarios we write about here are actually risky, at least not in the “unsafe” sense of the word; they’re just little tips that could save your life. And by “save your life,” we mean keep you out of trouble. And by “keep you out of trouble,” we mean vaguely lessen the likelihood that you’ll later regret your behavior. Over-explaining what your blog is about to the point all humor is lost? Hella Risky!
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