Telling your black boss you only date black chicks as a back up plan...Hella Risky.

Anonymous, Sacramento

Dating, knowing or being a female douchebag (because they do exist)...Hella Risky.

Moving into a mobile/modular/trailer home with a highly questionable lady you have never met...Hella Risky.

Anonymous, Sacramento

Getting married to the pretty girl out of 3 sisters and dealing with brutal sister resentment...Hella Risky.

SD, Sacramento

Hooking up with your pastor's questionable looking daughter...Hella Risky.

Anonymous, Sacramento

Buying clothes for your daughter at JCPenney...Hella Risky.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=96576

Ordering a salad at a chain restaurant and believing it's a healthy option...Hella Risky.

Trying something new on the menu when you're starving...Hella Risky.

Trying to get a girl that has a crush on you to lose interest by telling her on the phone you're taking a shit, only for her to respond with "Omg, so am I"...Hella Risky.

Talking shit about a co-worker without checking behind you first...Hella Risky.

Suz, Sacramento

Biting into a See's Candy without first discreetly punching a hole in the bottom to check for cherry or some other inappropriate filling...Hella Risky.

Stu, Sacramento

Answering the door when someone knocks on a Saturday morning...Hella Risky.

Simultaneously sexting with your girlfriend and texting with your mom...Hella Risky.

Being a dude and singing along to Madonna at a bar...Hella Risky.

Assuming you're safe from earthquakes by living outside of California...Hella Risky.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/08/24/us/24quake.html

Being a guy (or girl) and making an appearance on www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com...Hella Risky.

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Trying to show off by giving a girl a piggyback ride if you haven't been to the gym in a while...Hella Risky.

Attending public school in Texas...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/18/rick-perry-evolution-video_n_930802.html

Asking your girlfriend if she's PMS-ing when she's in a bad mood...Hella Risky.

Being a kid and walking past a windowless white van...Hella Risky.

Having unprotected sex with a chick who already has two kids from two different men...Hella Risky.

Not wearing your seat belt...Hella Risky.

Jahsh, Yokohama, Japan

Stumbling over nothing on the sidewalk then angrily looking back at the invisible gremlin that tripped you...Hella Risky.

Habitually using gay innuendos and dropping "fag" bombs every other word but not having a girlfriend in the last 2 decades...Hella Risky.

Agreeing to do someone a favor before they tell you what the favor is...Hella Risky.

Draping yourself in Ed Hardy or Affliction gear and expecting others to respect you...Hella Risky.

Sporting an untamed pubic region (aka "bush") in 2011...Hella Risky.

Getting a colonoscopy with a hot nurse assisting...Hella Risky.

Giving your girlfriend a gift from Costco but forgetting to remove the tag...Hella Risky.

Making accidental eye contact with a fat chick at a bar...Hella Risky.

Grocery shopping on an empty stomach...Hella Risky.

Inviting a guy, who you have no intention of hooking up with, to a wedding...Hella Risky.

Agreeing to a second date with a guy who, during the first date, said he believes in ghosts...Hella Risky.

Having a mother who loves posting pictures of you on Facebook if you have a face only a mother could love...Hella Risky.

 

Sitting front row at a comedy show...Hella Risky.

Asking an androgynous person a gender-specific question...Hella Risky.

Suzanne, Sacramento

Being obese and driving a Honda "Fit"...Hella Risky.

Dating a guy who has more fashion knowledge, more designer clothing, and spends more time at the mall than you...Hella Risky.

Not knowing what you're eating in Japan...Hella Risky.

http://www.factzoo.com/fish/pufferfish-blowfish-fugu-poisonous-sushi.html

Justin, Yokosuka-shi, Kanagawa, Japan

Bullying a ginger and assuming he won't fight back...Hella Risky.

Being anywhere in the vicinity of a ginger...Hella Risky.

Being a ginger...Hella Risky.

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Assuming you're the only person your one-night stand has banged without a condom...Hella Risky.

Being honest when your boyfriend asks how many guys you've slept with...Hella Risky.

Attempting karaoke for the first time in a bar full of ringers...Hella Risky.