Taking a pain killer that lists "Asian Cobra venom" as its active ingredient...Hella Risky.

Believing your chicken nuggets are actually made of chicken...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/04/mechanically-separated-meat-chicken-mcnugget-photo_n_749893.html

Entering the league as the "Japanese Nolan Ryan" and retiring as a "fat toad"...Hella Risky.

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/story/_/id/6813233/former-new-york-yankees-pitcher-hideki-irabu-found-dead-california

Wearing a onesie as an adult...Hella Risky.

Erica, Los Angeles

Going to the dog pound just to have a look...Hella Risky.

 Skye, Sacramento

Full sleeve tribal tattoos that mean absolutely nothing, and just look completely douchey...Hella Risky

Getting wasted and confessing your love to a good friend...Hella Risky.

Wearing flip flops at a urinal...Hella Risky.

Knowing D.J...Hella Risky

John, Aliso Viejo CA

Going out with a chick you met online who lists "cats" as one of her interests...Hella Risky.

Erica, Los Angeles

Trusting your GPS to navigate you through the middle of the desert...Hella Risky.

http://www.npr.org/2011/07/26/137646147/the-gps-a-fatally-misleading-travel-companion?sc=fb&cc=fp

Wearing a gray shirt during a heat wave...Hella Risky.

Awkwardly long hugs with your girlfriend's mother, who is slightly attractive and rumored to be a cougar, in front of the entire family...Hella Risky

Being honest when your girlfriend asks if you think she's gained weight...Hella Risky.

Replacing perfectly funny actors on a sitcom with perfectly lame actors...Hella Risky.

Being a contestant on an Indian game show...Hella Risky.

Tripping on some stairs, then trying to cover by jogging a few steps...Hella Risky.

Creating pop culture stencil paintings and calling it "art" to impress impressionable females...Hella Risky.

Being a black guy and trusting a white barber to give you a proper fade...Hella Risky.

Giving a Grammy to a drug addict for a song about avoiding rehab...Hella Risky.

Agreeing to let your live in girlfriend go out with the young, hip, good looking attorney she recruited as her mentor for a 5 hour coffee date/meeting...Hella Risky.

Climbing into a raging river that flows into a 317 ft. waterfall just to get a better photo...Hella Risky.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/07/yosemite-waterfall-deaths-witness-watched-in-horror-as-three-swept-away.html

Anonymous, Sacramento

Assuming any cute chick at Disneyland is over 18...Hella Risky.

Thinking you sent a text about how annoying your boyfriend is to your best friend, but actually sending it to your boyfriend...Hella Risky.

Suz, Sacramento

Canoodling with a creep...Hella Risky.

Kristin, San Diego

Attempting to look cool by buying a round of tequila shots, but ordering the cheap stuff...Hella Risky.

Getting bit by a mosquito that just flew out of Magic Johnson's house...Hella Risky.

Skye, Sacramento

Chasing a highly athletic, super fast, Barry Sanders-like pit bull, diving and trying to tackle this beast around an apartment complex until midnight because it escaped and your friend's roommates will freak out...Hella Risky.

Being a kid and using a rolling backpack...Hella Risky.

Circling the block ten times to find a parking spot instead of using the valet on a first date...Hella Risky.

Knocking up a WNBA player for financial security...Hella Risky.

Talking on the phone to a client, while taking a # 2 and the guy in the next stall drops a BOMB loud enough that your client asks "what was that"...Hella Risky.

Cory, Anaheim: @stricklandcory

Doing a keg stand at your good friend's wedding while the bride holds your feet...Hella Risky.

Eating taco bell and drinking coffee...Hella Risky.

Cory, Anaheim @Stricklandcory

Getting engaged to a hot chick with an obese mother...Hella Risky.

Being out with the guys and explaining the difference between Edward and Jacob...Hella Risky.

Bill, Brooklyn

Making your boyfriend spend an hour helping you look for your keys without double checking your purse first...Hella Risky.

Driving from So. Cal to Nor. Cal during "carmageddon"...Hella Risky.

Trying to beat off to a fitness infomercial because there is nothing better on...Hella Risky.

Neglecting to "like" a couple of your buddies website on facebook, or not hopping on the train initially, when it is for sure going to blow up...Hella Risky.